(Source: aniggainrio)
”I like those crucibles that people have to go through. I wouldn’t wish the anxiety of them on an enemy, but I also know that if I’d been spared a single one of them, I wouldn’t be where I am.”
A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.
HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK
“oh see there you go son”
BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL
“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”
Woah.
(Source: deadmutation)
NBC 2013: The end of two comedy icons—30 Rock and The Office
(Source: whats-on-my-mind-grapes)
Why in poo-perfect hell would you pee on a corpse?
movie montages have given me such unrealistic expectations for my twenties
#IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE ALL SKINNY DIPPING AND POP MUSIC WITH ROAD TRIPS AND ALCOHOL #BUT MOSTLY IT’S JUST NETFLIX AND TRYING NOT TO BLOW UP YOUR MICROWAVE
Well, go ahead, give me an action to do. Give me a scene.